WHOOPS I

            So, I made a choice and spent twenty dollars out of my last my last seventy dollars for the week to buy “Godzilla: King of the Monsters.”  This sounds bad…and sure yea I should’ve saved my money until pay day.  But I was going to buy this movie sooner than later, and I have no deductions coming this week, so it’s whatever.

            This is one of the best Godzilla movies in recent times.  It has its faults….so many.  However, it has a lot going for it.  Best monsters and use of them that I can remember for a compilation theme.  I could write PAGES about Godzilla and his movies and the monsters that show up.

            This posting is for two things

            ONE:  I should have saved my money; BUT I bought one of the greats is cinema.

            TWO: BEST KILL EVER!!!!!!!!!

           

            OK, so, first of all, Godzilla has never disappointed on bringing the smack down in the end of a fight.  He may not always hold the fight (i.e. be on top from start to finish), yet he always finds the weakness or moment to get the upper hand and win. With all that being said some of his kills are more prolific than others.

            Godzilla 2000: HOLY SHIT THAT WAS THE KILL OF KILLS!!!!!

            He was getting his ass beat, NOT LOOSING, but also not winning.  Then there was the revelation that this thing likes to assimilate whatever goes in its mouth. OH! …so I see…  DIVE! SHOOT!! WINNING!!!!!      

            Godzilla (2014): MUTHAFUCKIN MIC DROP!!!!
            I mean, COME ON! He had to face down two threats (that he hasn’t before).  The M.U.T.O.’s were bad-ass one-v-one, but team them up and it was quickly visible that they knew each other’s playbook and where to play from it.  THAT TAIL WHIP THROUGH A BUILDING!!!  …ruined his fucking day.  BUT THEN!!!!!  From the back! WITH ALL PREJUDICE!! GIVE ME THAT NECK!!! 

Then

#HOWDOESMYBREATHSMELL!!!!!

            #micdrop

                        #imanap

                                    #timetogohome

Godzilla: King of the Monsters

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!  Best fight ever!!!!! [FIGHT ME ASSHOLE!!!!!]  He KNEW what was coming, he KNEW what he had, he BROUGHT ALL THE RAIN!!!!!  His got beat the truck up as he has; but then, as he has had, people, and other “Titans” that believe in him and trust what he does, vote to save and help him and revived him.  Giving him all that was needed to come back.

AND BY THE GODS DID HE COME THE FUCK BACK!!!!!!!
           He came!
           He saw!!
           HE KICKED THAT FUCK-MOTHERING CUNT OF AN ALIEN’S ASS!!!!!!!!!!

           #supergodzilla

           #noturplanet

           #thanksmothra

           #longlivethekingofmonsters

           #longlivethequeenofmonsters

Now I just want to know what will bring Godzilla and King Kong together.