Twenty-Twenty Two Inbound!

 

2022

(Pronounced “Twenty Twenty TOO!!!!!”)

 

            WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK!  How, HOW, can this year be over already?!!!!!  I just cannot process this; I’m still trying to process 2020 and the first half of this year.  This year had so much; good and bad.

            The bad: This year absolutely flew by at record speed.  I know it the most clique phrase ever; but I feel it most with this year.  I haven’t done anything.  And I can’t say who or what’s to blame for it, but I know how shitty I fee about it.  Barely hanging with friends, barely going to any fairs or festivals, or even going outside for an hour.  And more people I know got The ‘Vid this year that from when it stated.  My family had it; put my Mom in the hospital for a few days from pneumonia.  Two friends had it, my boss might have had it, my roommate got it and he’s vaxxed, and I know someone that died from it.  And I definitely slipped farther down the hole of “same shit different day.”  OH< AND I HAVE WHITE HAIR IN MY BEARD!

            The good: Family is healthy going into the new year, beat The ‘Vid, I’m hacking my lung up anymore after I was sick.  Mom got a new car after 20 years.  I got to see my aunt who lives in Texas for Thanksgiving.  And speaking of the holiday; Raph and I did the cook hear since it was going to be just him and his Mom.  First ever turkey breast and it was good food.  I got promoted (ish), starting the first I’ll be counter sales and warehouse, I’ll be out of the truck.  Now I’ll be first up whenever we have to split trucks or when Corey is off.  And with the move in job duties, they gave me a whole extra dollar! 

            For next year all I can do is hope it’s a bit better.  I have two weeks off for vacation.  One in April week after Easter, looking to go to Texas and visit my family that near Houston.  The second week is week of my birthday, and I have to idea what I’ll do there.  Going to be the big three-five, so I want to do a few super fun things; I try to party a bit harder every fifth.  Going to try harder to write more and get more followers of it.  Adie from that I have no REAL hopes or dreams, maybe pay off a few debts with my bonus.  Just gonna wing it like I have been I guess, but maybe have a better game plan for doing it after this past year.

Thirty-One to GO!

            HOLY SHIT I MADE IT!  Yet another trip around the sun with 2J Supply; AND I’m only SLIGHTLY more dead than last time, although today did try to kill me.  RUUD SUCKS!!!  Ruud, however, pays my bills (not directly, it’s out top brand).  Ruud, compared to our other two brands (Ducane and Airease) it’s just soo much bigger heavier; and today I got to play with a 17 seer, four ton, 2 stage…just look it up.  Should be in the dictionary under FUCK ME; I was lucky to have a helper at the drop, so it wasn’t THE worst.

            I know…I know…I bitch a lot about work.  It’s not always that bad.  I have great co-workers; it took just a suggestion to Jim about wanting donuts and or a breakfast pizza from Pat’s Donut’s and Cream; the man brought me BOTH!  If you’re ever in Lima, Ohio, look up Pat’s, best donuts I’ve ever had and their maple bacon is great, maybe someday I’ll get their crou-nut [(?) croissant-donut] and make a sammich out of it.  I do have a boss that cares, even if we have to make him sometimes; but I definitely can’t fault him for giving out a $25 Visa card because we slain July for the vampire it was.    We should finally be hiring my replacement soon.  That means I get to move to being back up counter sales/warehouse and not have to break myself delivering.  Neither truck [Ford Transit nor F-350 Econoline (the 16-foot box)] is great for someone with constant lower back pain: ME!  The van Is slightly more comfortable, so if I can fit any number of deliveries in it I will take it; even huge ass 17 seer, 4 ton, 2 stage CUNTdensers…  That’s work I think; two years down, thirty-one till I’m 65 and fuck off.

            Now to other things: HOLY FUCKING SHITBAG CHRIST!!!! THIS [pointing to screen] IS THE FIRST THING I HAVE WRTTEN IN OVER EIGHT MONTHS!!!!! Like what the fuck.  It’s October, that’s TEN, with TWO MONTHS TO GO!!!!  I’m still processing last year and it’s already damn near 2022!  I can see it now, “2020 The Second!”  at the rate of the world, I wouldn’t be surprised.  I know I’ve let myself fallen to complacency even more this year; not sure if it’s from the over-lap of last year, or just shear bad habits. 

            I took a week off work in July.  Went to Dayton for an overnighter; visited the National Museum of the USAF.  Last time I was there I was…[?]…YEA, THAT OLD!!!  It was fun, I mulled about (i.e., no discernible speed to my step) for like flourish hours.  Took enough good pics to send back to Charles, including, but not limited to, THE “Memphis Belle”, that was a really beautiful display of airmanship, and the story of the men spread out around the aircraft with other objects of the period and their story on display.  I had an awesome dinner at Wandering Griffon Brewery, which was around the corner from the hotel I was at.  They had some decent brews and good food; and the girls running the show were fun.  If u want THAT story message me, I’m going to write all that here.

            What else?
            Family had Covid!  Yea, that was an experience, could probably do a whole post on THAT alone.  BUT!  Not going to.  They good(ish).  I’m good!  It’s ok.

            My lappy has 1.5 hinges…good thing I was already in the market.  It was a refurb of a student model (public system by the basics it has), a few years before I even had it.  I paid like $200-ish, so I’m not heartbroken, or mad, I got my monies worth.  I don’t game on PC… other than MAYBE, occasionally, “Minecraft.”  Or use it to stream from “said” service, which it has held up FINE!  So, I just need to figure out what’s on the $300-ish line-up today and go with that.  OH!  This rig was an HP, and that’s what I’m after, or a Toshiba, Samsung, Lenovo; NOTHING ELSE!!!!

            Made the switch, finally, to Xbox Ultimate Game Pass.

            Hating on videogames: “The Outer Worlds” and “Far Cry 6”, and wondering if I should buy “Forza Horizon 5,” or wait until I can buy any DLC, since “FH5” will be available “DAY-ONE” on Xbox Ultimate Game Pass?

            I’ve added SOOOO….. MaNy….. songs to my “Theme Songs.”  I think I’ve gone from 100-ish, to OVER ONE-HUNDRED-FIFTEEN!!!!!  THAT IS…good…..yea…I THINK
            Notes from the past week:

                        Made some white chili
                        Saved Salisbury steak’s

                        Didn’t kill any of the shit whistles that pissed me off on the road

I do have Dashcams on the work trucks

            …I have them for my personal… just been lazy

                        BAD CHOICE!!!!!!!!!

 

Um……….?????

SHIT?

Yeah?.....!!!!!

I mean; this is check three of four…and I’m broke ass truck.

OUPS!!!!!

Worst wish I ever made: “I wish I was an adult.”

 

I don’t fucking know anymore….. [“P.M.”] me if you need to………!!!!!!!!!!!

2020 WON!!!!!

 

            READ THAT AGAIN!!!

            Last year was an absolute shit show!
            THIS YEAR?!!!!!
            Well it had a good start; I got to hang with the broski’s. One of which was on his was to SC the following week.  So, one last fuck mothering hurrah was to bee had…and so it was!  All the laughs, all the drank, and all the other things.  For a new year’s with ZERO expectation; it was all I could have wanted and so much more. 
            Yeah! FINE! I’ll mention an aback to NYE 2020…I had a good time.  But not really talked to her much…if at all… since then.  I FUCK MISS HER!!! We were friends; I miss being able to bullshit about life.  She was one of the VERY few female friends I had that wouldn’t hit me up because “DRAMA!”  We talked about real shit…life shit…adult stuff.  I’ll never know what or why, things never went past “one;” and I don’t want to.  All I’d like is my friend back… that’s even a thing.

            So, 2021?

            Started ok.  Great friends, good laughs, work was work.  Then February came. 

            And now I’ve decided to go for employee of the month!
            I mean this in THE MOST SARCASTIC WAY!!!!!!!!!!
            So to go for a certain specific aside; this month has beaten me the fuck up!  All started with me have the worst boss ever (he let me use the box truck to help my friend move, in Tiffin).  Everything was said and done with the move, I take one step onto his back steps…AND THERE GOES THE RUG!  I crashed against the screen door and crushed down on my right leg.  I definitely sat there for a minute; then had my bros help me up.  I was walkable; but the next week I limped it off.  Came down to I pulled something in the front of my shin.

            Oh, there’s more!  And the rest of this has me in the running for “Employee of the Month.”

            So, after delivering at Glass City H&AC (Alexis Rd near Secor Rd); I’m on an East 45 Degree angle, leaving their lot (Google Maps should show the big trucks, and the curb I was in between).  I was in the van [Ford Transit 250 Cargo Van], all looked clear from my driver mirrors (regular with blind spot lower).  So, I pulled forward and made a wide left; back towards Tremainsville, to cut through to Douglas.
            IT WAS NOT CLEAR AT ALL!
            BOOM!
            Right in my door/tire! Curtain bags go; punching my glasses to fuck all!  Anything “loose,” AIN’T NOW BITCH!!!  I start gathering myself; deal with my truck/phone dialing 911.  I see two guys front; all I can do is wave (“Yeah, I’m good.”).  I [knew/figured] one of the was the other driver.  Finally connected with 911; called EMS just ‘cause it was work related (knew that’d be best all around).  Then………. finally got hold of Boss Man…
            BS: “What’s Bud?”

            ASSHOLE: “I wrecked the van.”

            Yea that was definitely, “SCAREY ASS FUNK!!!”  I had no idea what was going to happen.  What hoops I’d have to jump because it was a work vehicle.  What personal repercussions would/(was last week so jury may still be out).  And what it’d mean as a work “thing.”

            I was/am the guinea pig; I was going to be the first to go through ALL THE HOOPS, for an OSHA/2J, workers comp claim, vehicle wreck.  And yes, I jumped a few hoops; not as many as I would have thought.

            As for repercussions, my boss AND co-workers definitely won’t let me live it down for a good six months.  Also, still waiting for management/human resource to file a “non-disciplinary write up;” which I would very much expect, in terms of, “FOR THE RECORD.”
            And then there’s this next stunt, for consideration!!!!!

            For anyone who may not know, the SINGLE best way, to measure a snow drift, IS TO DRIVE UR FORD F-350 16FT BOX TRUCK INTO IT!!!!!!!!!!

            Naw, you’re right!  I FUCKING HIGH CENTERED THAT SHIT!

            THANK THE GODS ABOVE FOR HI-LOWS!!!!!!!!!!

            Our customer was able to help out and secured the use of a Hi-Low; centered up the rear end (GO AHEAD AND LAUGH U CHILD!! [I’m fucking rolling over here!!!!!]), lifted my ass [DEEP SIGH.]  (>__>) and pushed me out to a grade I could run.  Moral of the story; I’m a stupid Monkey!!!

            Ooooo; WAIT!!!  I topped it off by confusing some shit up and quoting out equipment, WRONG, for a several hundred $$ loss.

            Yea, my co-worker’s mix up of 582 vs 281 (he’s a Lima boy) … is of no retort to my fuck-mothered-ness, for the MONTH!!!!!!  I mean. There was a customer that purchases brand A over brand B…and was slated for brand B…I thought it “weird,” yet not out of place…. yea if I questioned it…brand A would have been IT!  FAIL!!

            ASIDE FROM ALL {look up} CUCKHOLD SHIT UP THE ASS!!!!!

            …I think I’m good (>_>)!

            After dropping back on it all and reflecting; F.I.S.H.!!!
            FUCK
            IT

            SHIT

            HAPPENS

            !!!!!!!!!!

 

            I WILL LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
            … Maybe not WELL!
            BUT!!!!!!!!!!
            I’ll live!

            2020/17/2/0900; Monkey Boy
            OUT!!!