2020 WON!!!!!

 

            READ THAT AGAIN!!!

            Last year was an absolute shit show!
            THIS YEAR?!!!!!
            Well it had a good start; I got to hang with the broski’s. One of which was on his was to SC the following week.  So, one last fuck mothering hurrah was to bee had…and so it was!  All the laughs, all the drank, and all the other things.  For a new year’s with ZERO expectation; it was all I could have wanted and so much more. 
            Yeah! FINE! I’ll mention an aback to NYE 2020…I had a good time.  But not really talked to her much…if at all… since then.  I FUCK MISS HER!!! We were friends; I miss being able to bullshit about life.  She was one of the VERY few female friends I had that wouldn’t hit me up because “DRAMA!”  We talked about real shit…life shit…adult stuff.  I’ll never know what or why, things never went past “one;” and I don’t want to.  All I’d like is my friend back… that’s even a thing.

            So, 2021?

            Started ok.  Great friends, good laughs, work was work.  Then February came. 

            And now I’ve decided to go for employee of the month!
            I mean this in THE MOST SARCASTIC WAY!!!!!!!!!!
            So to go for a certain specific aside; this month has beaten me the fuck up!  All started with me have the worst boss ever (he let me use the box truck to help my friend move, in Tiffin).  Everything was said and done with the move, I take one step onto his back steps…AND THERE GOES THE RUG!  I crashed against the screen door and crushed down on my right leg.  I definitely sat there for a minute; then had my bros help me up.  I was walkable; but the next week I limped it off.  Came down to I pulled something in the front of my shin.

            Oh, there’s more!  And the rest of this has me in the running for “Employee of the Month.”

            So, after delivering at Glass City H&AC (Alexis Rd near Secor Rd); I’m on an East 45 Degree angle, leaving their lot (Google Maps should show the big trucks, and the curb I was in between).  I was in the van [Ford Transit 250 Cargo Van], all looked clear from my driver mirrors (regular with blind spot lower).  So, I pulled forward and made a wide left; back towards Tremainsville, to cut through to Douglas.
            IT WAS NOT CLEAR AT ALL!
            BOOM!
            Right in my door/tire! Curtain bags go; punching my glasses to fuck all!  Anything “loose,” AIN’T NOW BITCH!!!  I start gathering myself; deal with my truck/phone dialing 911.  I see two guys front; all I can do is wave (“Yeah, I’m good.”).  I [knew/figured] one of the was the other driver.  Finally connected with 911; called EMS just ‘cause it was work related (knew that’d be best all around).  Then………. finally got hold of Boss Man…
            BS: “What’s Bud?”

            ASSHOLE: “I wrecked the van.”

            Yea that was definitely, “SCAREY ASS FUNK!!!”  I had no idea what was going to happen.  What hoops I’d have to jump because it was a work vehicle.  What personal repercussions would/(was last week so jury may still be out).  And what it’d mean as a work “thing.”

            I was/am the guinea pig; I was going to be the first to go through ALL THE HOOPS, for an OSHA/2J, workers comp claim, vehicle wreck.  And yes, I jumped a few hoops; not as many as I would have thought.

            As for repercussions, my boss AND co-workers definitely won’t let me live it down for a good six months.  Also, still waiting for management/human resource to file a “non-disciplinary write up;” which I would very much expect, in terms of, “FOR THE RECORD.”
            And then there’s this next stunt, for consideration!!!!!

            For anyone who may not know, the SINGLE best way, to measure a snow drift, IS TO DRIVE UR FORD F-350 16FT BOX TRUCK INTO IT!!!!!!!!!!

            Naw, you’re right!  I FUCKING HIGH CENTERED THAT SHIT!

            THANK THE GODS ABOVE FOR HI-LOWS!!!!!!!!!!

            Our customer was able to help out and secured the use of a Hi-Low; centered up the rear end (GO AHEAD AND LAUGH U CHILD!! [I’m fucking rolling over here!!!!!]), lifted my ass [DEEP SIGH.]  (>__>) and pushed me out to a grade I could run.  Moral of the story; I’m a stupid Monkey!!!

            Ooooo; WAIT!!!  I topped it off by confusing some shit up and quoting out equipment, WRONG, for a several hundred $$ loss.

            Yea, my co-worker’s mix up of 582 vs 281 (he’s a Lima boy) … is of no retort to my fuck-mothered-ness, for the MONTH!!!!!!  I mean. There was a customer that purchases brand A over brand B…and was slated for brand B…I thought it “weird,” yet not out of place…. yea if I questioned it…brand A would have been IT!  FAIL!!

            ASIDE FROM ALL {look up} CUCKHOLD SHIT UP THE ASS!!!!!

            …I think I’m good (>_>)!

            After dropping back on it all and reflecting; F.I.S.H.!!!
            FUCK
            IT

            SHIT

            HAPPENS

            !!!!!!!!!!

 

            I WILL LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
            … Maybe not WELL!
            BUT!!!!!!!!!!
            I’ll live!

            2020/17/2/0900; Monkey Boy
            OUT!!!